How to suddenly become Sub-Zero of Mortal Kombat…
I saw this on the internet and for some reason it made me think of you
thanks everyone who came and watched the wolf children stream
it was a lot of fun!!!
"MELISSA" AGGRESSIVELY PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE
After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.
ＴＨＥ ＲＩＴＵＡＬ ＨＡＳ ＢＥＧＵＮ
long ago the four melons lived together in harmelony and then everything changed when the firemelons attacked
OH MY GOD
How long until the 15 year olds take over this post with their garbage
Makoto Naeggy made an appearance at our egg dyeing party tonight…but a body was discovered!
THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99
To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school.
Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice.
In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.
The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.
The people that work there really don’t care.
u lived in a k-mart
This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading
Dragons are amongst the most powerful creatures known to man. Capable of shrinking to the size of a silk worm, and expanding to sizes large enough to fill the spaces between heaven and Earth, dragons represent goodness and blessings. Wear one of these powerful creatures around your ear. Glows bright blue when worn in the dark. Sold on Etsy.
I WANT IT
I have been waiting for this for 84 years
It is…how you say a…metaphor
Le Nintendo Revolution!