Insanity - I Enjoy Every Minute of It

discodick:

genebeanbelcher:

onamissiontocivilize | widdershinsgirl | geekboots:

JESUS TUMBLR

Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.

ANDROID PHONE WITH UNLIMITED DATA

SIR Patrick to you.

jenovasilver:

deep-in-the-debu:

abstractbody:

bronzebasilisk:

weeaboo-chan:

ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two

and their names are texas tornado and johnny football

the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed

OH MY GOD

ive been trying to figure out these cattle all day. they look like a beef breed and their fur reminds me of rex rabbits, so it makes me wonder if they’d be considered rexes where the guard hair is the same length as the undercoat.

but i dont think cattle have undercoats.. 

what are you made of, mysterious cattle

Fuzzy butts.

Texas Tornado and Johnny Football are truly some of the best names ever.

thecakebar:

Bake With What’s in Your Pantry! 

A few of you lately have asked for recipes with common kitchen items, King Arthur Flour has a search system that allows you to search recipes with the top 5 items you have in your kitchen. Yes you can search by Ingredients! :)

So let’s say you have eggs, sugar, milk, cinnamon and you want to find a recipe using these 4 items, you plug in those keywords into their search and you’ll get a list of recipes that include those 4 items! It’s witchcraft I tell ya ;)

Start searching now!

fireandshellamari:

fernacular:

adriofthedead:

johnthedragon:

d-dinosaur:

Look at this cute fucking thing.

I want twenty of them.

OMFG BABY

omg

@///o///@

What a cute little curmudgeon :D

If River Song can concentrate on a dress size and this is her second regeneration, why can’t the Doctor concentrate on becoming a ginger?

10-roses:

sursonica:

inflammatorystatements:

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Woman Time Lords can control the way they will look when they regenerate, while male Time Lords cannot. This was established in Classic Who, when Romana regenerated.

Also, the Doctor wanting to be Ginger is not about the hair color. In Gallifrey, the only ones to have red hair were the people called Heroes which were beings who were time-sentient (meaning they could see all of the time at the same time). So I doubt they will ever make him ginger.

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thesexiestoffenders:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

I’m going to do this now. SUMMER WILL NEVER LOOK SO GOOD LOL

~Sticky

MELISSA LOOK! LOOK! ICE DILDOS

littlefroggies:

meato what is in that box WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BOX

amp9ra:

aussie-osbourne:

owligator:


iM GONNA SCREAM



oH MY GOd

amp9ra:

aussie-osbourne:

owligator:

iM GONNA SCREAM

oH MY GOd

sketchavolie:


vanehwasreal:

lady-polgara:


When a bullet hits a wall

That is astounding. I legitimately watched it about fifteen times before reblogging it.

this is so fucking satisfying to watch oh my god

Does anyone else hear it crash into the wall?

sketchavolie:

vanehwasreal:

lady-polgara:

When a bullet hits a wall

That is astounding. I legitimately watched it about fifteen times before reblogging it.

this is so fucking satisfying to watch oh my god

Does anyone else hear it crash into the wall?

kankris-sweet-booty:

bear-etc:

inthurnet:

a message from mother nature 

mother nature has cancer?

yeah its called humans

kankris-sweet-booty:

bear-etc:

inthurnet:

a message from mother nature 

mother nature has cancer?

yeah its called humans

basisforcomparison:

i love this.

edm-life-or-die:

Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock

edm-life-or-die:

Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock