holy shiit holyyy shiittt
the shingeki no kyojin opening sped up
I could fuck to this
what have we done
ITS 2:17 AM HERE AND I PLAYED THAT WITHOUT THINKING AND MY VOLUME WAS ON MAXIMUM AND IT JUST BLASTED INTO MY FACE AND I SCREAMED REALLY LOUD AND PRESSED EVERY BUTTON OTHER THAN MY VOLUME DOWN BUTTON AND I AM SCARRED FOREVER
Yo Soy Groot
I want a story about a gay girl disguising herself as a guy to get into an all boy school. When she meets her roommate, he happens to have a banging personality and a very pleasing face. The girl has a sexuality crisis because she starts to fall for the roommate but in reality, the roommate is actually another girl disguised as a guy so that she can attend the school
Some people are willing to sacrifice their only child to get their arm back
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I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior. I had a real sword with me, too. I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl. The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight. But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.” You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?” And the girl looked around and saw me. I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood. So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?” And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating. Like she thinks I’m going to say no. So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her. And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.” I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.
The Wallet Ninja
It seems like the only thing you can’t do with this little helper.. is paying!
BUT aside from this it offers so much more functionality than a credit card. It has the same size as a credit card, so you can easily put it inside your wallet. There’s six Hex wrenches, a can opener, fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler (standard & metric), letter opener, box opener, phone stand, and eyeglasses, Philips and flathead screwdrivers. It’s made from 4x heat treated steel, and comes with a lifetime guarantee to never rust, bend, dull, or fold up like Circuit City.
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I had previously thought the horses were just groovy-looking fantasy horses. NOPE!
Apparently they’re Norwegian Fjords, and they really do have a black stripe in their manes. They also really, actually, do crazy-awesome haircuts on Show Fjords. The haircut that Anna’s horse has seems to be pretty popular. This is like finding out that unicorns are real. Just one of many reasons to visit Norway. <3
Putting an engineering degree to good use
Dating isn’t easy, no matter who you are. This is a great Attenborough clip about wasps and orchids.
Sanderlings are head-explodingly adorable.